Tim Vine

I just saw a clip of When Harry met Sally. They both look about 18!

Remember in the old days when the numbers on a bank card were raised up like braille so they couldn’t get rubbed off? That was clever wasn’t it.

GET ON BOARD EVERYONE! It’s cheap at half the price! (Actually it’s still quite expensive at half the price.)

An opportunity of a lifetime.

COMMENTATOR ONE: “He’s an irritant to the opposition and an asset to his team.”
COMMENTATOR TWO: “That’s one way to describe him”.

Actually that was two ways.

If you fine someone who owns a well of money that never ever goes dry, that’s not a punishment.

Wonderful stuff.

If I throw one single porridge oat on to the web of the European Garden Spider will he eventually eat it?

What type of spider is this please?

Listening to a wonderful interview with artist Beryl Cook on Radio 4 Extra. What a joyful person. Glad I stumbled on this.

-“That handball looked accidental”
-“They’re always accidental”
Um……No they’re not.

Wise words.

@Tyson_Fury
Dear Tyson,
Fight Joshua at Wembley. Sign the contract. Knock him out. Retire. Get it done man.
Kind Regards,
Every Tyson Fury fan.

Dear BBC, idea for a new tv show- SKI SATURDAY.

His corner should have told him “you’ve won this fight easily. Just stay out of trouble for three rounds”. He became obsessed with knocking Hergovic out. That was one of the most extraordinary turnarounds I’ve ever seen in Boxing. Can you think of one that beats that?

Four games, four wins, top of the league. #suttonunited @suttonunited

I repeat…….TODAAAAAAY….That’s Today.

This is today! TODAY! TODAAAAY!!
(Unless you’re reading this after 27/08/2026)

Tickets still available! Loads of ‘em! I’ll be there.
Ticket Link here: web.picturehouses.com/order/showtime…

A rare picture of Baloo just after his hernia.